Here's to the man with nothing to lose, got nothing to lose so he's always winning
Instructions according to active_apathy, copied from goblinpaladin:

1. Set $media_app to random.
2. For each question, press 'next' to divine the answer.
3. Write down that song, regardless of silliness. Silliness is kind of the point.
3a. No really. If goblinpaladin wrote down Tori Amos: Girl in response to "describe yourself," you have to write down your answers honestly.

Answers! Which make us ask more questions:

• 1. Q: Are you male or female?

A: Dr Hook: "Only Sixteen"

So whether I'm male or female, she was too young to fall in love and I was too young to know. Hold on there, goblinpaladin, we may be peas in a pod yet.



• 2. Q: Describe yourself.

A: Rocky Horror Show: "Damn It, Janet"

I'm.... no joker? I'd do anything for a boring lassie? I'm prone to wussy obscenities?


• 3. Q: How do you feel about yourself?

A: New Found Glory: "Anniversary"

'Finally I'm getting on with my life' - 'I'm not the type of person to get over it' That's not too bad, actually. Not sure what I'm getting over actually, could be breakfast, might not be as important as that... Oh well.


• 4. Q: Describe your ex.

A: Presidents of the United States of America: "Lump"

Whoops. Ummmm... I don't really want to touch this one.


• 5. Q: Describe your current partner.

A: Dropkick Murphys: "Bar Room Hero"

Well, it's more flattering than the last one was. At least, it has the word 'hero' in it. And she does enjoy a good drink. I think iTunes is mysoginistic.


• 6. Q: Describe your current location.

A: Space: "Avenging Angels"

Song or artist? I think I'm closer to 'space' than I am to 'vengeance'.


• 7. Q: Describe what you want to be.

A: Blink-182: "Sometimes"

I don't want to run away, I always have something to say. Sometimes I'm something, sometimes I'm not. I think this is a deliberate cop-out song. Lazy iTunes!


• 8. Q: Describe your best friend.

A: Mnemic: "Jack Vegas"

This is a meta-answer. I've not listened to this CD yet, I ripped it from Jen. Who is my best friend. Also, it sounds very heavy metally, which is.... Jen. I can't work out what the words are, but then, it's probably close enough already!


• 9. Q: Your favourite colour is...

A: Green Day: "Knowledge"

Green is a calming colour.


• 10. Q: You know that...

A: A.F.I.: "A Story At Three"

I like this one. Could be about paranoia. Paranoia? Yeah, good enough.


• 11. Q: What is the weather like?

A: Saviour Machine: "Lament"

Miserable.


• 12. Q: If your life was a television show, what would it be called?

A: Oasis: "Stand By Me"

While I'm flattered, I don't think it's one that I would watch from the sounds of it.


• 13. Q: What is life to you?

A: McCoy: "Dreaming of the Dead"

Another of Jen's things. Sounds like an experimental track. Bah humbug.


• 14. Q: What is the best advice you have to give?

A: Placebo: "Every You, Every Me"

Don't fall in love, I think. iTunes is a bitter lover.


• 15. Q: Describe your love life.

A: Blink-182: "New Hope"

It's a punk song about.................. STAR WARS!

SO FITTING! On oh-so-many levels. Geek love is good love.


• 16. Q: How are you going to die?

A: Placebo: "English Summer Rain"

We've just had the wettest summer on record. And there were floods in Gloucestershire, just north of us (we're in South Gloucestershire council area, don'tchaknow). I'm doomed to die young and beautiful.

Also: What a wussy way to die. I'm curious as to how it may happen.


• 17. Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

A: Unknown Punk band: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

No.


• 18. Q: What do your friends think of you?

A: Millencolin: "Fox"

I hope this is the Fantastic Mr Fox I read about when I was young.


• 19. Q: What is your funeral song going to be?

A: Linkin Park: "Points of Authority"

'You just won't last.' iTunes is willing me to an early grave in next year's floods. I think I should have been nicer about it recently.


• 20. Q: What are you going to repost this as?

A: Against All Authority: "Nothing To Lose"
Enough said.